Ok so no laughing here. But since I said I was going to try and get back to being me. Lets talk about me for a second. If there are any men that read this blog...I don't think there are...but if so-please if you know me in real life stop reading this now....
Ok so now that you totally still reading. There is no secret that I have big boobs. I mean at my thinnest ever weight since I was 14 which was the week before I got married I was 70 pounds thinner than I am now and I still had a d cup. Well finding a comfy bra is a pain in the ass. I got big girls, they need to be locked and loaded at all time (no plunging bra for this girl...the giggle alone would be awe inspiring). I like them locked and loaded so that if you saw me you would never think my boobs are the size that they are. So I have found a few good options at Lane Bryant. Problem is I need a padded/fully lined bra. Not padded as in adding to my boobs...seriously people not that padding when I was running I need two bras on). I want padding so that should my classroom be cold (no not the AC-that doesn't really work, I mean for the winter when the head doesn't work on the vent blows in air from outside when it is below zero). I do not, I repeat do not want my students to pay attention to me because my nipples are distracting them from the front of the room. I am more comfortable knowing that my nipple will never be appearing on some snap chat, twitter feed, instagram with a hashtag saying #huntsnips.
So I am sure you wondering where this is going. Well below are two samples of my bras, the first one is my typical "model" and the second is strapless (which is a frigging medieval torture devise by the way). Look how big those things are. I even but a book there for size reference.
So here is the issue....where the hell do I put them?????I mean I can get like two maybe four at most in my indie drawer of my dresser. I don't have the space to put them in a bigger drawer. I mean my bras take up more room that my sweaters in the winter. Should I ask Papa Hunt to build me a special holding cell for them?? Should I string them across the room??? I don't want my kids to mistake them for some new Angry Birds launcher or some shit like that.
Those of you in my situation....or those of you creative enough. What should I do for storage of these bad boys? Maybe I need to go on twitter with the hashtag #tittyprobs